There were some xangans who wanted me to sing for them. If I am not on a stage, I feel a bit exposed. So before I post the link, I feel it only fair to expose these xangans who insisted that I sing for them. This information will most likely shock and amaze you, but I've done a thorough investigation. Let's get started, shall we?

First we have @musterion99. "Mystery lady"? I don't think so. Let me give you a CLUE. The knife was in the study........COLONEL MUSTARD!!!! It was very clever of you to have called yourself a female and use that cute little froggy avatar....but I dug around and found out the truth!

Moving right along, we have @zsa_md. "Doctor in the house?" Not quite. She's actually a sexy, seductive songstress, who does like snakes! Uh-huh! I saw her MTV video! Yes, you are actually speaking to.............. LADY ZSA ZSA! I really hope I'm not sued over this now; it's tough being an international super spy.

Finally we have two silly boys; @amateurprose and @saintblue1131. Let me just say that amateur ain't no amateur and the saint ain't no saint. Uh-huh. They are professionals.....in the ADULT film industry! You can rent their movies: Prose Gone Wild, and When The Saints Go Munching In. I've watched them several times (for investigative purposes, of course) and found them.....................strangely fascinating.

Now I shall sing for you, since we all know who you are. This is last year at church. I'm a mess because I took my class outside to play (dumb idea) prior to church.

Please know that the voice is out of shape, for I rarely get the chance to sing in this manner. This piece is called O Divine Redeemer, by the French composer, Charles Gounod.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDHcOA_iPmE&feature=youtu.be